Recent content by Mr. Masterpimp

  1. Mr. Masterpimp

    If that wasn't Britt Eklund's arse in the Wicker Man...

    ... then whose was it? Have you lost all professional respect for her now that you know it was a Stunt Arse? Here is a picture of the Stunt Arse: Compare it with... ...her real arse: I reckon the Stunt Arse is nicer. Britt had nice knobs, though, and they weren't Stunt...
  2. Mr. Masterpimp

    Who is Bimber?

    He's that cunt down Sheffield. And sometimes Portobello Road.
  3. Mr. Masterpimp

    Satanism

    Ain't no more foolish being a damned octaroon, child. But you livin' wit' it.