Inspired by Favourite Band names-thread, why not list the worst? There are of course countless shitty names, but here are some:
Dødkvlt
Gestapo 666
Duria Sadyr
Heathen Hoof
Six Feet Under
Fairyland
Rhapsody
69 Eyes
Totalselfhatred
Flotsam and Jetsam
Soilwork
... And Oceans
Serpenthia
Gloomy...