The AP is now reporting that unemployed cat bong guy "says he put cat in bong 3 times."
Cops responding to a domestic disturbance call found the 20-year-old asshole smoking weed out of a duct-taped plastic box with a garden hose running into it and the cat stuffed inside.
The cat was fine, luckily, if dazed. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society," said one of the cops. It presumably ate a shitton of cat food when it got there.
Schomaker was fined $400 and faces drug and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges, and the cat was removed from his custody.
