Recent content by Altana

1/10 WTF?

5/10 Kinda boring.

7/10 A bit too soft for me.

8/10 Quite good.

Oh man, it's a masterpiece. This recording is so old no one alive heard him sing.

6/10 Country music for angry farmers.

The Howling makes me wanna take an axe and destroy someone's door. I could also see myself pounding someone to the rhythm of Faster. The Game makes me want to torture small animals to the beat of the music. The Dance is ideal for slitting throat after throat in a swinging motion...

Yeah. My room mate is suggesting "pelvic thrusts, combined with headbanging and Sharon den Adel's hand dance; all that while stretching your tongue out and growling at your female dance partner". ROFL

Because the planet is attracted to you and has to jump to meet your feet. Why is rape worse than theft, assault and murder?

Gives you flowers and a coupon for the brothel.

Actually banned because your username in reverse is the sound a hooker makes when she chokes on a stick.

Attack but don't fuck

So you stand there with your beer, looking at that chick and head banging while leaning against the bar counter all night then? Is that what metal clubs are about? (Other than good music) :O

Because I'm a Blondie fan.

5/10. It felt like I was taking a trip back to the 80s. This can be a good thing but in this case I didn't really like it.