blackened_autumn

Birthday
Apr 29, 1985 (Age: 39)
Location
Australia
Occupation
wanker

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"Take an animal. Tell it that deserves to be punished. Cut it into strips. Heavily spice and salt these flesh-strips. Dry its flesh in an industrial oven or dryer until pungent, chewy and highly proteinous. Heaven. Jerky has several things to promote it - for example, it tastes incomparably ball-breakingly brilliant, and it makes vegetarians very upset."
- Dr. Cuntsworthy

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