Recent content by bleedingskeptic

first off, she's dead. second off, she isn't mysterious, just sort of tired and cranky and slutty. and last, none shall take her clothes off except TOILET SNAKE!!!!

this is to easy.... TOILET SNAKE!!!!!!:notworthy

you're right. his response was completely horrible. i'm glad someone said it.:zombie:

its because i don't type "fuck" and its various conjugations in every post, isn't it? perhaps you can find it in yourself to like me anyways. e-hug? yeah, that's why i just narrated the video. because its so funny and random. the first time i saw it i laughed. it makes no sense and is just...

now THAT'S funny. you grade people as a way of insulting them?:err: i hope my parents don't see my ultimate metal report card!

what was i supposed to do? make fun of the ridiculousness of the nature of the video by singing a love song to a hamster? or maybe...i could post a link that has nothing to do with making fun of opeth's music video...oh wait...you already did that. that doesn't even make sense. at least find...

its funny, because the fact that you said this means, in the words of my great monkey president: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

but then i wouldn't have gotten to use my crappy generic opeth rip off riffs. and i contemplated using michael's vocal style, because back in the day i could do it pretty well. then i realized i wanted people to actually hear and understand what i was saying. but i guess you're right, nothing...

its a satire. you know, making fun of something by making it exaggerated. did you see the opeth video? or ever listen to any metal in your life? either that or you...*gulp*...liked the opeth music video... that and you said the lyrics aren't funny which i assume means you didn't actually...

a song by the band "Opef" entitled....THE TOILET SNAKE :rock: ...ok...its really by me...but download it anyways. http://www.badongo.com/file.php?file=a+spoof+of+opeth+and+their+crappy+music+video__2005-11-13_opef+-+the+toilet+sn.mp3&s= The lyrics are as follows...

you are all wrong. ghost reveries is about some dead women writhing in dirty sheets while some D&D player who's lost it throws his yearbooks on the fire and yells at old people. then. the climax of the album... TOILET SNAKE!!!!!!! GASOLINE CAN!!!!! RAAWR!!!!!!

yeah, you missed it when this was more then a forum about opeth. it was a forum gathering people who happen to like opeth. there's a difference. this place used to be an insanely thriving community that was built around opeth, yet had little to do with opeth. you talked about anything and...

hmm...i never got a prompt. it just said that i'm not connected. oh well, i'll have to try it again when i'm back at my own computer.

call me stupid, but how do i get on the UM hub? i registered, i have a password...that's about as far as i got. basically i want to know where i stick this password to let me on the hub. its really racking me brain.

oh, college stuff eh. well...i've got a good story. i'm going to go to NIU (which is 30 minutes from me parents house). i was supposed to dorm in a room with my high school buddy, but my parents saw the actual rooms and backed out of paying for the room. they said i'd get sick and stuff...