--Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the shit out of them.--
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