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    METALSHTORM Webzine updated....

    www.metalshtorm.com New reviews added recently: Antigama/Third Degree/Herman Rarebell – 3-way split Cause For Effect – Album Clotted Symmetric Sexual Organ - Collection Kill The Client – Wage Slave Khanate – Self-titled Ruins – Atom and Time Ulcerrhoea - Line and Row...
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    Napalm Death vs. Carcass

    I don't understand why anyone's even comparing the two? They're worlds apart. :err:
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    Melbourne/Australian Hard/Metal/Grindcore

    Email sent, look forward to your reply.
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    Cannibal Corpse

    Whoops, didn't notice ShadowofDeath had pretty much already said what I said.....I guess I was just overwhelmed with the stupidity of some of the people posting in this thread.
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    Cannibal Corpse

    I agree. It's just a term Exhumed made up. They're the ONLY "gore metal" band, because they made it up as a term for their band. Anyone else who calls themselves that is gay.
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    Porno Metal

    :hypno: You gotta be kidding me!! The vocals are the best part about them!! Except for the vocals without effects, they're a bit dull.....but the pitch-shifted gurgles rule!!
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    Porno Metal

    Actually yeah, I think it might have been, haven't actually heard it though.....but I got their "To Serve Man" album in a trade a while ago and it's fucking terrible. :Puke: I doubt the new one's much better, but the cover's funny, if a bit gimmicky. While you're checking out those bands I...
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    Any of you in a band?

    I've got a band, but it doesn't have any 20-note tech riffs, clean vocals or emotive melodies, so none of you poofs would like it.
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    Porno Metal

    When it comes to porngrind, either you "get it" or you don't...... I wouldn't expect most people on this board to "get it", as it seems that most people here don't understand or appreciate the concept of minimalism or "simple but effective" music. It has to be TECHNICAL, because anyone who...
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    Industrial Metal

    Nunwhore Commando 666 - www.nwc666.de
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    Grindcore

    Have you heard the first 2 albums (Extreme Conditions... & Need to Control)? They're 2 of my favourites albums ever, but the 2 that came out after those (Kill Trend Suicide & Sounds of the Animal Kingdom) really sucked.
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    Porno Metal

    How can you compare something as awesome as Lymphatic Phlegm with something as incredibly shit as Cattle Decapitation? They're not grind of any description, they're just boring, wanky, trendy crap :Puke: If you think they're goregrind, you're very mistaken. Check out Neuro-Visceral Exhumation...
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    Porno Metal

    Gut for sure. They've always been called the "Godfathers of Porngrind" and IMO are one of the only bands I've heard that can perfectly embody the kind of dirty, perverted, sleazy sound they had. Notable mention to Creamface - they do a pretty good job at getting the porngrind sound and...
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    Grindcore

    I highly recommend..... The Kill Captain Cleanoff Openwound first 2 Napalm Death albums first 2 Brutal Truth albums Dahmer Undinism Excruciating Terror Denak Ulcerrhoea - "Line and Row" album Kill The Client Phobia Quattro Stagioni Machetazo Blockheads Swarrrm Birdflesh...