Recent content by Chuck Norris

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    Funniest Video in WEEKS

    They all got roundhouse kicked to the face for that.
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    Australia the world best country...

    Bullshit, I invented everything.
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    This forum is gonna get shut down

    Not happening because I said so.
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    Chuck Norris

    Quite all right little Hylian I enjoy the attention.
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    Live 'n' Louder 2006 - Brazil

    Sorry today is the one day a year I dedicate to combing my beard. Oh and that comment gets roundhouse kicks for everyone in your country now.
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    Ouch! (More African headlines)

    Ah many women have tried this on me but only broken their scissors/branch cutters/machetes. Let's have a moment of silence for those brave souls...
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    Live 'n' Louder 2006 - Brazil

    let's see... Rio de Janeiro.... Ok expect a roundhouse kick to the face sometime around noonish tommorow.
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    HOLY FUCK CHUCK SHIT BALLS FUCK DAMN FUCK

    I don't give a flying fuck mother fucker!
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    Now Playing Thread

    Chuck Norris Experience- Roundhouse Kick to the Face
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    WOMAN!: if there's 1 for the men, there's gotta be 1 for women

    Dont worry ladies I am here. Don't want to overwhelm you so that's all for now.
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    OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO BODOM LAWL?!

    Just for the record my beard pwns Ale's. Oh and the real reason he left COB is because I told him to.
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    THE Official Save Bodomite from AIDS Thread/Poll

    Voted to save him, only because I want roundhouse kicks to the face to be the leading cause of death in Bodomites'. AIDS is for pussies.