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IT IS I, COUNT ZAHD OMIZER, WHO IS RETREATING TO HIS CAVE DWELLING IN NORTHERN NORWAY. I SHALL RETURN, MINIONS!!!!!!

VOLDTEKT, MORD, OG SLITASJE HUDEN TIL BARN!!!!!!

LORD LUCIFER DEMANDS HE SEE YOUR TWAT!!!!!!!!!!

BEHOLD, LUCIFER WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL FOR SPEAKING IN SUCH A FASHION IN A THREAD CREATED BY AN AUSTRALIAN ROBOT!!!!!

MUFFINS, MINION!!!!!

THE CHILL'D SPHINCTER OF LORD LUCIFER.

DARKEST REGARDS AND GRIMMEST OF SALUTATIONS, I HAVE TRAVELED THE COLDEST OF CAVES AND SCALED THE HIGHEST OF MOUNTAIN PEAKS TO BRING TO YOU THIS MESSAGE OF SUPREME EVIL. LORD LUCIFER COMMANDS YOU TO GO TO WWW.MYSPACE.COM/LUCIFERSDARKMUFFINS AND LISTEN TO THE WORD OF THE DARK LORD. IT IS I...

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alas! we have found each other once more, Issore! SATAAANN FRROOWWWWNNSSS UPOOONN THEEEE WITHH THE SEERRPPEENTTTSSS OFFF BLOOOOOOOOOD!!!!)@(!@_@*!(_@*!()_*@! Do you actually believe that your EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL interpretations of the DAARRRRKKK OOONEEEE'SSSS SAATTTTNIIICCCC...

DO NOT MOCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! HELLISH HANDS COMBINING THE FIRE AND YOUR SOUL WILL SOON BURST YOUR EYES THROUGH YOUR HEAD, WHICH IS IN THE SHAPE OF LUCIFER'S PENIS!

Bumped For Satan!

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