Recent content by diesel

No shit, October Thorns opened for Nevermore? Hey, fucking sweet!

I am saddened by this. I wish to be held.

Oh yeah, that shit was awesome! Even got myself laid afterwards. W00t!

Savatage give me this funny and good feeling in my testicles. Did anyone go to Savacon 99?

I think he's grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

I assume when they say five times a week they mean five times over the course of a week and not like five times in one day and six days of abstinence. I would think five times in one days would hardly count. Speaking of which, for the past couple of weeks I've been jerking off like two...

Being stufed makes you sleepy and more sedate, therefore less likely to get into trouble cause you're too busy napping. DUH!

Hey, ya think that Reverend would be willing to do this woman's funeral? http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/5751866?source=Evening

Not I!

Diversity. Leave it to certain people to drive some ideas into the ground and stomp all over 'em. Anywho, other than that, not really. Currently my favorite phrase is, "fo schizzo mah nizzo:B."

Shit I'd run around naked while being shot at with paint balls if I were paid between $1,000 and $2,500 to do it:B. Shit, if any of you want to pony up the cash, I'll do it right now!

Don't believe Aces, he's a notorious liar and loves tricking people. It's a fact that it never goes below 80 degrees in the southern hemisphere and everyone in Brazil is rich beyond imagining and sit outside next to their pools in stately manors sipping martinis and watching beautiful women...

*Locks you in a small, poorly lit room with all the Harry Potter books and surrounded by armed guards*

Hehehe, you said, "Bang!"

Is it working:cool:? Didja get my email:D? I shall endeavor to do that, sir:).