Recent content by Fahrenheit

I'm fucking seriously, MOGWAI!!! And Red Sparowes! And MONO!!! And... and... and MOGWAI again!!! And there are two perfect post-rock albums I have to mention (classical): A Love of Shared Disasters by Crippled Black Phoenix and Radio Swan is Down by Laura - must listen if you want to know what...

What? Blackwatershed? I guess it would be folk shit about fortresses and black knights. Or... it'll be classical Opeth, but with lame tittle.

Mogwai! C'mon you guys! MOGWAI!!!

Hey, that's true... Happy birthday, mate! You are trully the godfather of Katatonia forum. It's your fucking birthday, be happy you are still alive. I guess, that bottle of beer I have been drinking tonight was in you fame. Stay metal!

Wow! It is my fucking 100th post! I'm moving to the next league! I'm so fucking happy! Well... and fucking angry as always. Ragh!

I'm kinda waiting for the guy, who will come and say: "Stupid thread! Don't turn this forum in another Opeth forum, jerks!" or something like this. I've heard this phrase many times on this forum. So I asked myself what is so bad about Opeth forum? I've read some threads on it and I don't know...

Ha-ha-ha! Well, great name for a new Slayer album, I guess... or Deicide.

You are so fucking disgusting! Yuk! By the way, my jizz works as children creator! Beware, women! I am creator of children! Bu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Bha-ha!

O, fuck! I've just visited the link below... jizz Holy shit! I was right! A little bit incorrect, but my idea was close... I can't belive it! Kata, guys, what it is all about? 'The white, sticky, salty, creamy tasting substance that comes out of the penis.' What the fuck? Why my favorite album...

Okay, so far so good! But I still don't get it what is 'jizz'... It is not a coctail (by the way, cock-tail - funny), it is obvious. I'm still considering my version... Remember: "Guys jizz in girls mouths.", and I say: "Guys blows in girls mouths." And it become clear what he meant saying this...

"Cum here... I've paid for you." - About sluts, heh? "So when you cum, I'm too unprepared to cum along. I hold your hand so hard my knuckles turn white." - A precious moment of orgasm, I say!

Maybe I'm just fucking stupid and you all here know the damned answer, but I don't fucking get it! What the fuck is 'jizz', can someone tell me? I have searched the damned forum, I have read a shitty FAQ, but I can't still understand it! My version is so dumb, that I can't even belive it's mine...

Porcupine Tree - Drown With Me. Have a micro-orgasm every time I listen to it. O, there is go another...

I guess it will be In the White, I really love this lyrics. But also there are some songs that go straight to my heart, and they are My Twin and July. And I very like the Follower lyrics, I even love this song only for lyrics. Oh... I can't fucking chose! Okay, here it is (fucking drumroll)...

It's obvious, dude! Having an orginal signature of Katatonia gives you unlimited power! You know, signing contracts, pay-checks... We are all for that! Soon I will sign with Blakkheim's signature contract that will make me the ruler of the whole world! Bu-ha-ha-ha! Bha-ha-ha! Bha-ha-ha!