Recent content by General Dildo

Hello. I have a problem and i need some help. My neighbour has stolen 3 cows from me. Including my favourite one "Mathilda". Motherfucker just tugged them along with his own cows like if i would not notice straight before my eyes. They are in his lands now wich is guarded by dogs so i cant get...

Hello all Vintersorg fans. I have a problem i was hoping you could help me solve. Does anyone know how to build a goat trap? There is a gang of goats in my neighbourhood and they keep going into the garden and shitting all over the place. They also ate my roses. I do not know who owns them but...

No, i am very discrete. Have you ever danced with the devil in pale moonlight ?

I lived in Mongolia for three years. My father worked at the norwegian embassy and i moved there at the age of 14. It is a very strange country but lovely people. Very weird culture. One thing i learned is that for you to seek aproval of marriage at the girls parents, You must provide atleast 3...

Holy shit. I remember ALF. He was on the maiden boards back in the late 90s/early 2000...he goes way back. If i remember correctly he was a mod there even back then. Rest in peace.

I manufactured female happiness toys back in the day. (it actually started as a joke but it became a real company with time.) Company is gone now but it was a fun time, we could not keep up with cheap chinese crap though so it ended after about 6 years. All sizes and all variations were subject...

Very interesting... Exactly the same discussions as 15 years ago.

Vocals : Paul Dianno Guitarr : Dave Mustaine Guitarr :Yngwie Malmsteen Bass : Lemmy Drums : Chuck Behler

Drugs. Weed is the greatest anti-depressant there is. I highly recomend using the strain "jack herer" and you will feel a great energized soul immediately. But most drugs work very well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quPliK3eAy4 Death - Painkiller Brilliant cover of a brilliant tune

Must add, Empire Universe 3. A great MMO space strategy game!

Damnation and a day i actually found very good and interesting. Id say theyve managed a very good "atmosphere" or whatever in the album lol. Otherwise grown very tired of them allthough i liked some other stuff by them in the past aswell. Have not even bothered with the last few albums.

Star one - victims of the modern age! Arjen is a genious, the atmospheres he manages to build in his music is comparable to nothing. Brilliant stuff. Cant wait for the new Ayreon!

rethink! i made my tattoos when i was 18 and thought i was THE shit! yeah they looked cool and awesome but in all honesty, once you get past 25 it just looks pathetic to walse around with that kind of stuff. i now always hide them and thinks of removing them. i know i am being silly by thinking...

got a ironmaiden eddie on my arm! looks great! however i have changed i recent years and find tattoos and piercing a symbol of trash people so never shows it to anyone! i do not want to look like scum.