Recent content by IamstheblackWizards

I hate apple juice. I made 1/2 ice tea, 1/2 lemonade. With powdered mixes, I didn't just leave iced tea out overnight in a cup and someone lemonaded on it... Ah. I have to do this stupid paper thing. My friend from class gave me his and it sucks balls. It's pretty lame, I give him gold...like...

My mom made me vote. I tried to stay on top of the whole election, I like reading the paper during midnight tea and crackers snack time, but I feel like I really didn't like or care about anyone I voted for. I tried watching the news too, all it is is mutual political slander and empty promises...

That is awesome :). There is an old man that may be homeless in the town by me with an incantation hat. Someone gave it to him and he couldn't even read what the logo said.

it was fancier than an iphone...idk... what kind. We facebooked eachother and I just realized how fucking old he is. omg..like predates Jesus. There's not just one thing that a woman goes for I guess. Like the guy I might be meeting tonight. I'm going to a party with a bunch of dorks but there...

I stole a HUGE nug from her, I'll smoke you up. I'm retarded already. der.

With relationships, I've come to realize being single really fucking ROCKS. I'm happy not having a weekly/daily obligation to my stupid piece of shit ex, and I found out a week ago that when you go outside, you meet people. As in men. As in the hot kind. It gets sort of lonely not having a man...

is that a Philadelphia Cream Cheese commercial?

I usually don't care about race but I met a scandinavian man last night, from Norway and I have to say I've never been more attracted to anyone I think, ever. Very well dressed, nice hair and fancy cell phone. I stood outside the venue of the show we were at with him, and let him smoke my...

It's definitely the easiest way to not getting any ass. Really if you want to eye fuck someone, do it less noticeable and activate the peripherals. That way, you're not seen as creepy and you still get to look at the target in question.

@ fish faced... bee sting or just married to ronald mcdonald?

With my ex, he'd grab meh butt whenever that happened. That was 2 exes ago (aka the awesome hot one that became a militant asshole), the last one never introduced me to his friends for whatever reason. With guys I feel like some people are racist...up until a point. Like my friend Dot, he...

Fucking sick as hell. Waking up in shifts to go eat and get something to drink. I have to be up early for work tomorrow too which sucks. Just read my ex's facebook. He wrote that whenever he thinks of me he has a fierce desire to be lonesome. I don't think I did anything that bad to him, aside...

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! Pic number 1 = 10. pic number 2 = no longer interested.

I don't think I do. Unless your name is steven and you used to work at stop and shop with me.

I think the response is the same or similar regardless of what music you like, a lot of people really don't care, but there's still those "hate gay" type people, and old people probably don't like you. I love gay people. Especially the really flamboyant type that rant about hawaiian punch all...