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    im proud of myself

    I think it is kind of weird how that specific body part varies in size so much. There are guys under an inch, and guys over 10 inches, but we don't have guys under a foot tall, or guys over 10 feet tall. We don't have guys with 1.5 inch hands, nor do we have guys with 15 inch hands. What is...
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    Feel free to ignore this.

    We seem to have alot of Fred Durst fans in here.
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    Feel free to ignore this.

    That is pretty funny.
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    Feel free to ignore this.

    If I PEE on a WALL covered in PLAY-DOH, and it reminds someone of their MOTHER, obviously it's GREAT ART. If I AGREE with YOU, then obviously I'm THINKING for MYSELF. Clearly I am BETTER EQUIPPED to figure out LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING than EVERYBODY else in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD, and...
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    Opeth is just too cool.

    I suppose there will be alot of "moran" referencing to come. Nothing like a guy and his sign to inspire us.
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    Opeth is just too cool.

    That is true, but I kind of wonder how you can tell someone that and expect them to take no offense to it.
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    Opeth is just too cool.

    Sometimes I am an idiot and I don't listen to Opeth for a while, and then when they are just going off I am like, holy cow, I forgot these guys were so stinkin' awesome. And then I am like, you moron, of course they are awesome, why else would they be your favorite band? I am like, oh yeah...
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    Another trivial, uninteresting post.

    In all my experience I have never broken a finger under such circumstances.
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    Another trivial, uninteresting post.

    I smashed my thumb today. It felt rather unpleasant.
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    I am a stupid man.

    The man makes a strong point.
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    I am a stupid man.

    My house is over 80 years old, so it has that old wood and plaster stuff instead of dry wall like newer houses have. So I am going to have to match the drywall with that junk. It was really stupid of me to do this. I was mad I just went off, I just didn't care at the time. I head bunted the...
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    I am a stupid man.

    Punching bags are super fun. If I had one of those, I wouldn't have a bunch of holes in my wall now. Dang it. I wish I wouldn't have done that.
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    I am a stupid man.

    Today I flipped out because I was so mad at how much I suck at everything. So now my wall has a ton of holes in it and my right heel, left knee and left elbow are all screwed up. I can't believe natural selection hasn't taken me down yet.
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    roxy is a foxy!

    Personally I think she is hot. This forum is just full of a bunch of morons who act as if they are above everything and like nothing is good enough for them. Like in the Butterfly's breast thread, the second post has a picture of some really hot chest and down a few more post some moron says...
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    I hate blizzards.

    I think this thread could use some more pictures.
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