Recent content by Jester Slave

System was and still is one of my favorite tracks. Those verses are bangers, and the way Anders screams the chorus agonizingly at the end is just so good. The synth solo is nothing to write home about, but I still prefer something different than forcing a half-assed guitar solo on every single...

I think you wouldn't take such an issue with Foregone's place if it wasn't last in tier B but first in tier C. This list is also self-contained, so everything is strictly compared to the top IF materials. Other than LS, I have no issue listening to songs from any of these records. Back to...

Well, a year passed and you make it sound a bigger deal than it is. SC is the first one in tier C, Foregone is the last one in tier B, so as of right now, they kinda switched places compared to a year ago. I don't even disagree with that comment of mine: Cynosure and In the Dark are prime...

Wtf a fucking wasp just stung me. Put down your Slave voodo dolls, it's not funny! As for the tier lists, of course it's subjective, but at least it's fun. If we dismissed everything like Spock would, then we would miss out on many of the joys life can offer. Wasps, in fact, do not belong to...

Put LS above C you coward

To me, Whoracle is what TJR is for many of you. TJR's production is godawful to me, Whoracle is crisp. TJR's guitars (and most of the record) sounds very folky and I much prefer Whoracle's straight-up metal sound and songwriting, even if comes at the cost of melodies. Anders starts to find his...

Because it's dogshit lol. And you can still put it in C tier while also liking it, otherwise it's not a tier list but a Steam review. LS is completely mediocre compared its contemporary mdm acts, it also fails spectacularly compared to TJR, and even its creators laugh about how it's basically a...

Here's the definitive IF tier list, with the records being in rating order within their tier. Everyone is welcome. Q&A for my Onlyfans supporters: Why STYE ahead Clayman? I do believe that from an objective, academic musical theory standpoint Clayman is a better craft, but I enjoy STYE more...

The pretentiousness aspect comes from the fact that LS is pretty much a glorified demo, which basically no one considers to be anything special, not even the makers of it. It's not even a controversial record, because it's your run of the mill mdm-attempt by session musicians, and a bang average...

I genuinely can't take it seriously, when someone rates Lunar Strain higher than a C, unless there's some sentimental connection there, like it being someone's first ever mdm record, or it being bestowed by their dying grandpa. It is a hastily made, shitty sounding record with a few outlier...

Come on now, SOAPF being a calm thread due to it being pre-me era is a bit of a misrepresentation about this board, because I did peek into some of the very old threads and people were absolutely brutal back then. Like, stereotipical "dumb metalheads" dumb. Yes, it was only4theweak, the guy I...

Yeah, it must've been very hard for a demented old man, who was already losing polling against his challenger before he completely collapsed against him, to withdraw from the race. What a brave man! It inspired me to announce that I hereby withdraw from the "who is the better basketball player"...

They finally played it!

Anders is the human embodiment of being non-committal, so he would never seriously say such a thing. When was the last time he made any statement at all? Everything is "this time", "we will see", "changes happen", "it depends", "be open". Ask him jokingly whether he puts cereal first in the...

Okay, so keep dripping that kind of content BEFORE the album releases. It's still disgustingly low-effort and makes no sense how you can't be arsed to produce 10-15 minutes of content at least, but at least use it as some form of hype for the new record. Yeah, I get that it's supposed to hype...