Recent content by KevTallica

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    I'm in need of some help.

    18. Well said.
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    I'm in need of some help.

    True. Yes. What? It's true. Burning churches can get tiresome and the cause can get tiresome, because no matter how many churches you or I or anyone burns down, stupid people will never cease to exist, therefore Christianity will always be around. Burning churches and killing Christians is fun...
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    A thread for everything

    No, it was BECAUSE of her father and mother that we broke up. So yes, I hate all Italians because of a petty teenage relationship issue. =] My am I spiteful? YES! But yeah, I am like the most fucked up person for that and a combination of many other factors. WOO HOO! Hail Satan. :Saint...
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    I'm in need of some help.

    Black metal is good, but really come on, is it really the only thing important to you? Like, I love the concept and music of it all but really....... You can only burn so many churches before it gets old.
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    SPACE ROBOTS FROM PLANET METAL WILL TAKE OVER THE EARTH!

    Line 6 is beast.. I only have a crappy Crate.. It's small/medium size and the only effects is switching between clean, semi-distorted, and really distorted.........OH and reverb... I've played on Line 6's and just the infinite amount of possibilities with tones and effects are just so good and...
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    I'm in need of some help.

    Black Metal: Alt Lys Er Svunnet Hen - Dimmu Borgir Classic Rock: Hotel California - The Eagles Rap: Dance With the Devil - Immortal Technique Classical: The Planets: Mars, Bringer of War - Gustav Holst Rock: Never Too Late - Three Days Grace Cuz I'm a beast full of musical knowledge...My...
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    Lets Talk About Random Shit Thread.

    Eucharist is the best melodic death metal band ever... Their two albums pwn everything In Flames or Dark Tranquility or any other melodeath band has EVER done.... At the Gates is amazing too. BUT NOT AS AMAZING AS EUCHARIST! They definately need to get back together. EUCHARIST...
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    A thread for everything

    No, I hate Italian people actually. They're dirty, stinky, filthy, ill-mannered, and make me nautious whenever I see one, especially my ex-gf's dad... >>I HATE!!!! I HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<< Patton Oswalt joke.<<
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    A thread for everything

    Me: Jiggerhonkey spikike jewmonsters are on the loose, Batman! What do we do! Batman: Jack off and jizz in their eyes BIYAAAAAAAAAAATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .....I'm going to name my children Clamidia and Genitalia and claim to be Italian. =]
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    Lets Talk About Random Shit Thread.

    Does anyone like Gorgoroth? Cuz idk, they're cool, and black metal, and Satanic... So yeah they're cool. And does anyone like Thrash metal anymore? Cuz idk, Thrash is always good, most of the time... Dimmu's good... Alt Lys Er Svunnet Hen is like one of the best songs by them ever...... Ummmm...
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    To answer a common question that keeps popping up.

    Yes......He does......He loves everyone......He's inside everyone (no homo..), and everyone shall bow before him at the pearly gates of Hell, and everyone who opposes him shall burn in the lakes of fire in Heaven.... (btw I hope everyone realizes I'm speaking sarcastically; everyone knows...
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    To answer a common question that keeps popping up.

    Well I don't know about you guys, but Satan loves me... So........ Yeah.
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    Your favorite song.

    Well hands down THE greatest song EVER is, of course, Hotel California by The Eagles... But if I had to choose one song out of the thousands of songs I've ever liked to be my favorite, I'd have to pick Master of Puppets by Metallica.
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    Things in life to be miserable about.

    Hail Satan. :rock: :notworthy
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    Create all-star metal band

    Man, Lars isn't the greatest and yeah he's a jackass and a dickhole and even with Metallica being my favorite band, I hate the motherfucker, but I just want him for comedic value because of how hateable he is..Plus i couldn't think of anyone else cuz i was tired...Okay how bout this.. Vocals...