Lies and Perfidy

I am The Bearer of the Jewfro. That's all you need to know.
Birthday
Jul 8, 1986 (Age: 37)
Website
http://thefinger.wordpress.com/
Location
Washington, Washing-Ton
Occupation
Writing student

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"You know what? Fuck what is written. I don't care what is written. I don't care what supposedly got promised to some sandal-wearing idiot whose claim to fame is that he was ready to cut his own son's throat for the sake of a hare-brained idea. I don't care about red heifers and patriarchs and locusts. A bunch of old bones in the sand. My homeland is in my hat. It's in my ex-wife's totebag. Fuck you. And fuck Jesus, too. He was a pussy."
-The Yiddish Policeman's Union, Michael Chabon

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