Recent content by Locutus of Borg

  1. Locutus of Borg

    Pics of my metalshop!

    Darknoise: Good on you for listening to Frank Klepacki. That album made double platinum among the Borg.
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    Wish Me Luck

    At first glance I thought this was about a blowjob contest.
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    Too bad I don't live in Calgary.

    Calgary: You know what their greatest tourist attraction is? A fucking rodeo. It's going on right now. Fucking rednecks. Fuck Calgary.
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    HAPPY CANADA DAY

    Canada sucks.
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    post your sexy pics here

    You do strange things over there in Czechland.
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    Pics of my metalshop!

    Good luck... convincing people to buy into metal is hard work. But just give them the ol' 'Resistance is futile' schtick and they'll give way eventually.
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    Neverboard Secret Santa '08!!

    Who wants to send me a new CPU for Christ-mas?
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    New Neverboarder on the way!

    Jihad. Holy war to bring us out of darkness. Wait, I'm in the wrong fucking sci-fi universe. This spice is making me totally high.
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    Post in this thread and I'll tell you what kinda black dude you're most like

    Contrary to popular belief, the Borg do have genitals and copulation.
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    say something about what the forumer above you is listening to

    lame. Nature and Organisation - Blood of Solitude II
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    MOLD MY FACIAL HAIR!

    kuit?
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    MOLD MY FACIAL HAIR!

    ich spreche althochdeutch nicht
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    MOLD MY FACIAL HAIR!

    okay!
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    MOLD MY FACIAL HAIR!

    Is this jewface, or someone who looks just like him?
  15. Locutus of Borg

    Confessions

    Yeah you see, the Resistance is Futile bit scares off the ladies. They all run away thinking that I'm going to give them a hard drive with RAM.