[Caution! I am beyond corny and unfunny.]
Hello, there.
May I introduce myself? No? I will so anyway, my friends call me Kexmeister (trademark essential!) for laughs or whatnot. This is my profile, have a look, click some links, scroll up and down, whatever pleases you, but not too much, though. "Why?", you ask? Well... I don't know.
Well, while you're still around, there's one more thing: you may think my Breadfistical appearance may appetite, but I assure you, I am not delicious. My peers have learned that the hard way. I foretold them this'd happen, but that didn't help.
How'd that go? Being the optimistic person that I am, I'd say that was pretty t e r r I b l e .