Ha ha, that's some wicked names indeed..
I've got a couple suggestions for you as well, Swedish punk bands from the eightees (translated):
What about "Nuclear shrimps" or...
stock cart poop for instance?
/Mats
Most of my friends enjoys metal to some extent, can really only think of one who clearly don't like it at all. Guess that has something to do how you choosing friends...
/Mats