I am the evil penguin of death from hell! Fear my wrath! You want corn!? I give you corn! So much corn do I give.... take this knowledge I give you... use it for good, use it on nachos!
If you don't like it, set it on fire.
Crush the lesser races! Conquer the Galaxy! Incredible power and unlimited rice pudding!
My turn-ons include massive millitary spending, government censorship of the media, fervent nationalism, and the repression of those pesky labour movements.
"I know you're not a person in the strictest sense of the word, but what should that matter between us?"
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