Recent content by Pure_evul

Thank you Warrel, you helped me achieve multiple orgasms.

Holy fuck. I feel like my IQ has actually gone up a few points.

I am guessing it's the left one

I am, but I still can't understand what's going on. Maybe it is because the thread title suits me right now?

Happy birthday. :)

I am confused. :(

I don't know if I can trust this. Anyone can edit last.fm, just like Wikipedia that was mentioned earlier. It would be nice if Warrel could enlighten us on this matter. :)

I was about to say something among the lines of "Holy fuck, this is awesome", but after Warrel's reply I am kinda pissed. I am still looking forward to it though.

That reply was so helpful, thanks man :p

April? APRIL?! You have got to be kidding me. All this time I thought it would be released some time between January and February. My 2010 is ruined now. Where did you see the April thing?

Well, all I can say is that at least your dog lived a great life filled with love, care and the warmth of a house. Moreover, she passed away with her best friend by her side, certain that she was never alone. If you could talk to her, I am sure she would have no complaints and would thank you...

Uhm....Snoochie Boochies?

Cats usually stick their tongues out when they are absorbed by something they are seeing or when something stinks. However, my cat also just sticks his tongue out for no reason. Maybe they're just weird as hell? :D

I don't ask for much. I just want a freaking piece of paper. Mediamarkt's ownership rights. Nothing more.

Yeah. I mainly listen to melodic death metal, so I really still can't get over how much In Flames suck nowadays. Those guys defined a whole fucking genre, then proceeded to become emo and have album covers with guys ripping their hearts out and offering them to an imaginary girl. Ugh. I don't...