Recent content by Saint Luke

BTW, drugs and alcohol fuel metal. Never disrespect a band that starts partying before they even get off the stage.

Kissing the Shadows is my personal favorite CoB song, but that's only because I get a massive boner over the two minute solo. But back on topic: 1.Jinn 2.FUBAR 3.Necramentia 4.ænimated 5.deliverance 6.PoS 7.Opethmaniac 8. RjBeals 9. Inconium Guard 10. Saint Luke

Anything that dude from Deicide does is irritating.

Chauvinistic tidbit of wisdom: Women have been generalized as morons ever since Eve ate the forbidden fruit.

I picked Deliverance because of it's lack of quality tracks.

Easily a bunch around her ankles, if I might presume.

Surprisingly, I'm yet to see the anti-Tool bandwagon hop on this board to assault the this thread. I'll skip the whole, 'OMG I LOVE OPETH BECUZ OF THEIR BRUTAL AND DYNAMIC MUSIC' shpeel to save time, and the eyes of anyone reading. But I will say that Mikael is one sexy beast.

Reading that was more fun than a razorblade enema.

I'd prefer to shit while listening to Deliverance, just for the frequent changes from fast to slow. It allows good relaxation periods between loaf pinchings.

Mikael also does vocals on Soilwork's "A Predator's Portrait." They're just back up though and difficult to distinguish.

Looks like this thread went from pre-teen masturbation aid to a female rights debate. :(

Wow, that last Messiah Michael is pretty hot. :D

Why was it that people voted for a stuttering fucking retard again? To oppress the queer and protect from terrorism? NY has the most homosexuals along with the most terrorism, yet, voted for Kerry. As Megadeth has said, "The System has Failed."

Oh, and by the way. If anyone even thinks about saying that Tarja from Nightwish would be a good female vocals choice, I'm going to have the pleasure of flaming you in advance. Her incredibly high pitched, folkish vocals would not contrast well with Mike's at all.

Yes, we do need to kill Amy Lee. Why? Because she's an ugly media whore and she can't sing for dogshit. I think an Opeth track with a female vocalist wouldn't be a bad idea, actually. Whoever posted taking one of the women from Ayreon's "The Human Equation" had a good idea(I don't feel...