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Tyr - Hold The Heathen Hammer High

One day in a cold place there was this fat hairy dude with a sword and an axe both painted pink. He wore a skirt of fire that accentuated his hips because it looked like a large mangosteen was shoved and simply put all ladies into hysterical laughter at the very first sight of him. But then it...

I think it was Red Light In My Eyes Part 1 (either that or that one they put on a free Metal Hammer CD, one of the songs off Blooddrunk). However, the first one I heard that I liked was Living Dead Beat, which made me love them :D

Turisas whilst late for school seems to make me walk a lot faster :P