Recent content by Sgt. Baker

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    Hangovers

    I stopped drinking beer. Wine leaves much less of a hangover. I'm so lost. I didn't even login to the correct account. Aurel, you don't answer your emails. Where the fuck is BLOODSTAINEDWALLS?!?!!
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    Doomcifer, you filthy lying gook!

    THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! GOD DAMMIT, WE WON THE VIETNAM WAR AND SHOULDN'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS GOOK FAGGOTRY!!!
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    UM Staff Picks of 2004

    SOME FAGGOTY BAND WROTE A SONG NEAR AND DEAR TO ME WlTH A BASS INTRO AND THEY SUCK ASS BUT BOY HOWDEE WAS THE SUBJECT MATTER COOL.
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    Vh1 40 most awesomely bad metal videos

    I WOULD APOLOGIZE WERE IT NOT FOR MY INABILiTY TO SPEAK IN ANYTHING BUT A THREATENING TONE!!!
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    Vh1 40 most awesomely bad metal videos

    IT CAPTURES SOME OF THEIR BEST LIVE MATERIAL, AN OUSTANDING PIECE OF DiGITAL VIDEO DISC!!!
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    Mar De Grises - The Tatterdemalion Express

    HOLY SHIT I'M SIGNED INTO THE WRONG ACCOUNT. The album gave me chills when I first heard it, and that one Saturn song had a riff stuck in my head so I know it's gold. Just a matter of getting to it, I haven't really been in the mood for deep introspective stuff for awhile now. It may not grab...
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    A Game: FIND THE FUNNIEST THREAD

    LOOKS LiKE THAT LITTLE ASSHOLE DOESN'T KNOW HIS WAY AROUND THE CAPS LOCK FILTER! DEFINITE FUCKING PETER PUFFER!!!
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    Who is nu-NAD?

    THIS IS GETTiNG RE-GODDAMN-DICULOUS! THIS FORUM IS FULL OF FAGGOTS AND SAILORS!
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    Right, this has got to stop.

    THIS FORUM IS BULLSHIT! ALL YOU PANSY FUCKS DROP AND GIVE ME 20!
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    "One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter."

    REAL men kill terrorists AND innocents. Real men also drink malt liquor. Giant men, with giant cocks!
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    Theresa Heinz Kerry's stomach is apparently more important than the Russian Massacre

    Finally one of you faggot pussies has the right idea!