Recent content by Tarkus

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    a Katagory V tee shirt story

    My T-shirt story: A couple of years back, I attended a christmas party thrown by the members of a local band called "The Street". We did the whole "white elephant gift" thing, so I wrapped up a Rising Anger shirt and also threw in a couple of condoms I had laying around, because if you wear a...
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    At Dustin's request, my poem about metal.

    This is to punctuate my return to metal by rejoining Katagory V. Ode to Metal While I'm very fond of Jazz, pop, and funk, There's one thing that's constant. I love me some chunk! From small child to teen - through orthodontic pain. Braces came - braces went, but my metal grin remained...
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    Bizzaro joins forces with Soultone Cymbals!

    Great news indeed. I was explaining to Dustin the other day that I hope I can get an endorsement with Watson **************s, because I'm tired of having to pay top dollar for vicodens. :goggly:
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    Former guitarist Marc Hanson back in Katagory V; Pre-production complete!

    Awww, Matt. You got me blushing! And Orb, I am very much still cursed! Muah ha ha ha! Marc Hanson
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    Dismembered!

    Ah! Dustin is having another metal barbecue? I better be invited! Those are a blast.
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    Katagory V announces new line up, writing for 5th album complete!

    Looking forward to hearing the new lineup. I think it's awesome you're carrying on, D-man! :rock:
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    Favorite Katagory V song

    Fading in is a great song. Al, does Dustin still do the 'Kip Winger' kick during the guitar solo?
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    Katagory V announce new guitarist and lead vocalist

    Congrats on finding some more than talented new members. Mike's an obvious choice and as far as skill goes, he plays rings around me. Very nice! Al, I remember you doing the metal karaoke in Atlanta, although the memory is a bit hazy (the drinks are stronger in Atlanta than in Utah) it seemed...
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    Katagory V in writing mode - new album 80% complete!

    End of the year? Come on man, lets try to push that forward a bit shall we? Btw. I'm rather alarmed at the picture of me at your myspace page...Do I need to hop in the Delorian and make my parents fall in love again? :)
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    Favorite Katagory V song

    I would like to throw in my 3 or so cents. In no particular order: 1. Elitist - I like the bluesy breakdown in the middle, it's unexpected, but it fits. 2 Will you remember - Because I ripped off Peter Lesperence (Harem Scarem) in the solo. 3. Workforce - I think it's one of the hookiest...
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    Katagory V photograhper has gone missing! EDIT: Now found!

    Good news! http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=2614038
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    Since I know there are a few locals here...

    I agree, Dustin. If I remember there was even a hardcore band called Zero Hour that was scheduled to play here. I about shit my pants because I thought it was the Tipton bros band.
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    Since I know there are a few locals here...

    That reminds me. Keep an eye out for my new band "Hammers of Ms. Fortune" - We just recorded a new album titled "Symphony X" on Slough Feg records. Call your radio station to request our new single "Green Carnation".
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    Katagory V photograhper has gone missing! EDIT: Now found!

    This is really terrible. Tom and Tamitha are great people and one of Katagory V's biggest supporters. He is also a huge support for local metal in general - I certainly hope they are found in good shape.
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    Vocalist Lynn Allers and guitarist Marc Hanson are out!

    I told Dustin I had to brew up a snarky response to the his post. Hopefully the tounge n cheese...cheek came across. I love those guys and will miss all of them..Especially YOU, Scarecrow!