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Search your heart, my other half. You know that Kelly Labrock is why we discovered masturbation.

As a librarian, I spend my public time reading Kerouac to impress the nubile green haired ladies and my private with the works of Jesse Ventura, Mick Foley, and Chyna.

I feel a great need to confess that while I espouse an extreme affection for foreign cinema, the domestic roles of one Mr. Anthony Michael Hall are what I view as the true pinnacle of performance. In summary >

At night as I lie alone save for my nudity, bong, and DVDs of semi-watchable esoteric cinema, the thought of you fills my heart with warmth. What I feel for you recalls the emotions displayed by Jean Nacques Godeau in the director's cut of the 1912 pornographic short "Les Hommes Frites." It is...