Recent content by Yossarianus

quiet and get back to bed

It's only a model...

I don't bend that way, sweetheart

hear hear :(

EVER.

None of you will ever be as hot as that pic. Never. Ever.

Behold, myself, in all my glory, after half a bottle of whiskey and moderate sleep deprivation.

You had better be extra careful, then :goggly:

Feels nice to be acknowledged.

What, can't a guy be perfectly averagely retarded?

That sounds more like a personal wish than a professional prognosis *tsk tsk tsk* If I had it my way, you'd all be undead zombies, dreading daylight and only coming out at nights, and I'd be the only person to enjoy all the lovely Dr Martens boots and Kentucky Fried Chicken in all its...

No, tits are epic. This, however, is probably the leading cause of death in China.

So THAT'S why you went ahead and fudged the bucket!

Nice floor.

That's a nice pussy you have there. *runs away*