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My mother doesn't drink and she isn't a gross fatty so you have little in common.

Someone is mad that I made fun of a band they like

Someone is drinking alone and drunk posting on the internet in the early afternoon because they have no friends.

Why are you posting on the internet in the early afternoon?

I'm getting paid right now and I'm also sober.

Well I can only infer the amount of time it takes you to reply to my status means you need a dictionary to be able to do it

Or maybe I'm just periodically checking this and enjoying the fact that your alcoholism makes you even more reactionary than normal.

Yet you decided to fight with me via private message because your buddies don't have to see it. I guess that's okay because your buddies don't have to judge you because you feel an urge to respond to me

This isn't a private message. It's a public status that anyone can read, including my so-called buddies. Your drunkenness is confusing you.

Manilla Road sucks

I can hardly wait for my "buddies" to see how you ran out of things to say when you realized this was public.

Yet here I am proving that you're butthurt over the fact that I made fun of a friend/band you like

I'm doing this to keep you from posting on the boards while intoxicated and embarrassing yourself. You should thank me.

I think you did this to keep from people laughing at you on the boards. Tell me: Why did you decide to talk to me on here?

I just talked about that. Maybe you should read what I said.

I read what you said. Maybe you need to understand what you say before you say it

You still haven't answered my question

I'm pretty sure that I'm not the one who was too drunk to identify whether or not we were in a PM conversation. My comprehension skills seem to be working.

I already told you that: A. I like making fun of you. B. I did this to avoid cluttering the forums.

You're trying to deflect. You're the one who decided to go outside of the forum (kinda sorta) to make fun of me. You're the one who decided that this would validate something that your life can't because obviously your life is worse than mine. It's obvious that you care too much about what I think about your opinions. If you didn't, you wouldn't care about what I had to say