Ok, I have moderately long hair. Not that long. The longest it's ever been was still a little above my shoulders. And one day (a while ago when it was even less long than that) I was on the bus. I was wearing a plain grey hoodie and blue jeans (didn't have any style at the time). A bunch of 'neds' came on the bus, and instantly referred to me as a 'gay goth', because I wasn't wearing the same shitty-arsed addidas trackies they were. For those of you who have never experienced neds, I can but envy you.