Osama bin Laden's niece!!!
Wafah Dufour is blazing her own trail and it apparently involves many fewer layers of cotton.
So, just who IS Wafah Dufour? We thought youd never ask .
Turn-ons: Kalashnikovs (Happiness is a warm gun, no??), long walks in the rain, Semtex, long hair and beards, breakfast in bed, garrottes, men who havent bathed in months, blueberry cheesecake ice cream.
Turn-offs: anything by Wayne Newton, Friday prayers, Islamofascism, the New York Yankees, Rupert Murdoch, IEDs, mullahs.
Hobbies: stuffing C-4 into vests, luring infidels into ambushes, trading baseball cards, listening to the plaintive screams of innocent victims after a suicide bomber has performed their glorious mission, collecting Swarovski crystal.
More than anything, I love: the smell of cordite and charred bodies.
The world would be a better place if: Uncle Osama got laid. The man is ALL SORTS of seriously uptight .
If I were Queen of the World, I would: have prevented Johnny Damon from signing with the Yankees. With his hair and beard, he looked just like one of us. And isnt George Steinbrenner Evil Incarnate??
My perfect day would include: first, I would sleep through morning prayers. Later, I would deflower several young boys just before they put on their explosive vests and ride off to meet their martyrdom. Then, I would go shopping.
Wafah Dufour is blazing her own trail and it apparently involves many fewer layers of cotton.
So, just who IS Wafah Dufour? We thought youd never ask .
Turn-ons: Kalashnikovs (Happiness is a warm gun, no??), long walks in the rain, Semtex, long hair and beards, breakfast in bed, garrottes, men who havent bathed in months, blueberry cheesecake ice cream.
Turn-offs: anything by Wayne Newton, Friday prayers, Islamofascism, the New York Yankees, Rupert Murdoch, IEDs, mullahs.
Hobbies: stuffing C-4 into vests, luring infidels into ambushes, trading baseball cards, listening to the plaintive screams of innocent victims after a suicide bomber has performed their glorious mission, collecting Swarovski crystal.
More than anything, I love: the smell of cordite and charred bodies.
The world would be a better place if: Uncle Osama got laid. The man is ALL SORTS of seriously uptight .
If I were Queen of the World, I would: have prevented Johnny Damon from signing with the Yankees. With his hair and beard, he looked just like one of us. And isnt George Steinbrenner Evil Incarnate??
My perfect day would include: first, I would sleep through morning prayers. Later, I would deflower several young boys just before they put on their explosive vests and ride off to meet their martyrdom. Then, I would go shopping.
That one was total win.
