I can't even watch Pretty in Pink with this tubby bastard anymore. Everytime we get to the part where the red head hooks up with her dream girl, he starts sobbin like a little bitch with a skinned knee and shit. And there's nothing worse than watching a fuckin fat man weep.
"Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm... See I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours, who I fuck on the side so not to be all the way gay, but my tubby husband here, he's 100% queer... He LOVES the cock!"