5 missing people/shite breakfasts

[Strangelight]

Mitch Hale/croissants
Bourreau/cheese & that hard european bread that smells like farts
Sol83/anything involving chocolate
Penny Rushin/watery scrambled egg on soggy toast
Chezzy/fruit cocktail

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Lord Lucan-green eggs on burnt toast from colomendy

 

[siderea]

croissants
cheese & that hard european bread that smells like farts
anything involving chocolate

i'm not sure what hard bread you mean but
anyway
stay away from my breakfasts.

ken/night before's chips (crisps)
dr. alban/ water
the girls from house on the prairy/ old bread with cheese n no butter
mik mak n mon/uncrispy cereals
professor plum/ sour milk

 

[StevenK]

fruit cocktail isint so bad for brekky

 

[siderea]

i'm no fan of those canned ones. well not of fruit coctails in general perhaps. they're nice but i like fruits more individually

funny this thread though i've just been working at the hotel this morning doing 147 breakfasts. many swedes this week, they all make muesli with yoghurt and that's a sticky mess

 

[Brynjar]

hah! remember that crappy american 'sit com' full house? well, I thought that annoying friend who used to plague their house was lost to the ethers, but lo and behold, there she is in that porr movie! ha! I love it when celebs go down (get it? get it? like. go down! hahahahahahahahaha!).

 

[zupi_clone]

maggie/fried liver
jo jo dollard/fried bread
richey james/crisps
chuck norris/greek bread
some black guy/snots on a plate

 

[Bastet]

all the girls that used to post here/ black pudding

 

[my dying groom]

mod / alcohol

 

[Light]

alcohol's a cool breakfast, nothing like starting the day on three triple vodka redbulls, followed by a salad, and then some healthy yoghurt with things.