5 people you wish were dead/names you don't hear been called anymore

[blackeyed]

1 Rachel Stevens/Esther
2 Nigella Lawson/Margory
3 A lad called Jeff/ Austin
4 All american cenators and politicians/Albert
5 The woman who does printing in college/Harold

 

[Mick Moss]

The ex/Gerald
Timothy Dalton/Timothy
Janick Gers/Rupert
Trevor Rabin/Trevor
The Queen/Margaret

 

[Bambi]

ian paisley/assumpta
margaret thatcher/jeremy
my boss/eugene
most of dublin 4/Dymphna
bono/adolph

 

[pistol_pete]

1 Rachel Stevens

 

[Bambi]

add louis walsh to that list, and denis o brien

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

1. That lad called jeff (fucking boil on the arse of life that prick) - Edwin
2. Various snobby relatives - Ethel
3. Kelly Osbourne - Marion
4. George Bush - Bob
5. Cheeky Girls - Dot

 

[my dying groom]

R. Kelly / Fürchtegott
Manfred Mann / Archibald
Michael Flatley / Fridolin
Missy Elliott / Roswitha
Stephen Hawking / Ludwig

 

[breaklose]

the ex/alphonse
chris martin/barnabé
ariel sharon/rodrigue
julian forny/stanislas
camille zwissig/fernand

 

[Bastet]

the pope/ all names ending in -y
my neighbour/gunther

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

my neighbours-ethel
whoever screwed my house twice-fred(a shame)
chavs (scals)-ernest
adolf hitler-ebeneezer
all boy bands-seth

 

[Maqus]

Why do all guys want to see their axes dead? It's too scary.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

I've never owned an axe.

 

[Maqus]

I have, but I don't want to see it dead.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

when was it ever alive?

 

[Maqus]

How could an axe ever be alive, LOTW?!

All right, I'm sorry, Liverpoodlian musicians aren't receptive to crappy furriner jokes tonight, I withdraw.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

That's what i wanted to know.

Why do all guys want to see their axes dead? It's too scary.

 

[blackeyed]

you both clearly think you're taking the piss out of one another.

theres an (a)ex i'd like to see dead.

and lord of this world adolph is gone now.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

and lord of this world adolph is gone now.

Don't be too sure.

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

My ex is alrite... strange but true.

 

[breaklose]

does benny wanna twat him and all?