5 ugly celebrities/things you wouldnt want shoved up your arse.

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Chris Evans/caustic soda
Rod Hull/broken glass
Mick Hucknall/animals
Robbie off eastenders/your house keys
Chris Moyles/Chris Moyles

 

[Maqus]

Shane McGowan / a cactus
Jimmy the King (he's dead now) / cellotape
Toni Collette / a hairdryer
Mr. Bean / porridge
Antal Imre / his nose

 

[breaklose]

ronnie james dio/a seat
keith richards/a hedgehog
lars ulrich/a cymbal
woody allen/a lion
dan swano/all the books steven kings wrote

 

[Strangelight]

her from Sex And The City/a greyhounds head
Ian Paisley/dry dogshit
Bruce Forsythe/frozen fish
Steven Gerrard/car exhaust
Mark Lawrenson/a goats leg

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

Wayne Rooney/cock
Alex Furgoson/Wayne Rooney
Jade Goody/lawn mower
Tara Palmer whatever/mace
cheeky girls/rolled up copy of womans own

 

[Mick Moss]

Jimmy Nail / Rigid Dismembered Dead Mans Cock
Martin Clunes / Rigid Fat Sponked-up Asian Mans Cock
Anathema (5 ugly celebrities) / Rigid Rusted Metal Car Part
Timothy Dalton / Rigid Stinky St Bernards DIck
Les Dawson / Rigid Prosthetic Limb

 

[breaklose]

unuthemu urent agly!

 

[Bambi]

Tara Palmer whatever/mace

great set of pins under her tho

 

[Susie]

right now for my arse objects

razor blades

horses cock

tree branch

sword

golf club

 

[breaklose]

which of them would you relate to freddie mercury?

 

[Susie]

which of them would you relate to freddie mercury?

the horses cock

 

[breaklose]

why?

 

[Susie]

cos of the teeth

 

[breaklose]

haha right.

 

[Don Corleone]

f. mercury is ugly?

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

He probably is now.

 

[Susie]

He probably is now.

hahaha he was then too fab singer though i wont take that away