A Few Hours Early...

Happy birthday you raging homo.

*Yes I know you're married to a woman. But this is really the nicest thing I can say to a person whose presence I do not mind in the slightest on these forums.

**Yes, the above was me saying that your presence is actually nice.
 
A thousands happy birthdays sing merrily ever after and it was one of the best ones ever and yeah.

I came for you :)

Onto the bed sheet.