I stole this from Power-metal.co.uk
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Stole this form another board (and replaced the word 'f*ck' with screws as i thought it would be more appropriate....)
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HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks
some beers and screws the princess
GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and
screws her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle
and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, screws the princess and
kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it
in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her
blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the
deflowered princess
GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the
front of the castle, screws the princess and kills her....then he screws
again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, screws
the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and screws it for the
last time
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes,
the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to
the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques
learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes,
and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and
lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the
castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene
gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by
security guards.
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Stole this form another board (and replaced the word 'f*ck' with screws as i thought it would be more appropriate....)
....................................................................................................
HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks
some beers and screws the princess
GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves...
POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest
THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and
screws her....... easy and quick
FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins,
flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess
VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle
and burns the place before he leaves
DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, screws the princess and
kills her, then leaves
BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it
in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her
blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the
deflowered princess
GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the
front of the castle, screws the princess and kills her....then he screws
again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, screws
the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and screws it for the
last time
DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well
PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes,
the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to
the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques
learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes,
and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist
GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and
lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the
castle in a beautiful pink color
INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene
gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by
security guards.
