A metor is hitting the Earth in about 24 hours

Onder

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It's all over the news. Earth is getting smashed by some huge faggot.

What do you do?

I will get drunk and rape a 15 year old. Because why not.
 
I'll put her to sleep with chloroform. She'll miss the apocalypse. I won't. I'll go to some rooftop and embrace the fire. Me, a bottle of vodka, being taken by fire. People will freak out like little faggots down on the streets and I will be calm and waiting to be taken by stupid fucking death.
 
Decorated for fuckn christmas all for nothing wtf?! Drink heavily, watch Iron Maiden Flight 6...lots of sex.
 
I'd probably recant every suicidal thought I've ever had and have a religious rediscovery in hopes of being spared. Were that to work, I'd probably kill myself a few weeks later realizing I blew a great opportunity.