A random ND-related moment

WhiteBeastofWotan

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May 22, 2003
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So I was driving around in my sedan-of-death, and i turn my head to the right just in time to see this oldish woman trip, drop all of the shopping bags she was carrying, and fall over.
Literally my first thought:


COLLAPSE OF THE FAALLING THROOOE!
 
Hey Wolftribe, something to think about man. Someday you'll probably be "older" too, and you might lose it and fall. What are you gonna say if someone trys to help you up? "Hey, fuck it man, I'm too Metal for your help? At that point, you'll probably be listening to Brenda Lee or Nancy Sinatra. Fuckin' young shits today.
 
When I get old, the only thing I am going to listen to is "Nursing Home Blues" by DRI.

For those not familiar, here are the lyrics:
I am an old man living alone
My loved ones stuck me here in this nursing home
I've lost all usefulness
I want to die
I have them all the best years of my life
Then Maggie passed away, now I've got no wife
So kill me, young man, or hand me your knife
I want to die
My beautiful daughter says I get in the way
I depress her because I'm old and grey
She can't stand to see the wrinkles in my skin
By golly, girl, you're my only kin
I want to die
Like an old horse put out to pasture
Too old to be of any more use to it's master
But when I lie in bed and I reminisce
I begin to think maybe this is best
I'm out of the way, not in anyone's hair
And though I'm costing them money, I don't care
I want to die
 
Those lyrics are rather depressing, aren't they? lol I haven't heard that song in ages.

If I found out someone saw my grandmother trip and fall and drop her things and all they could do was think of a song I wrote (and completely out of context, I might add), I'd kick their fucking ass. But hey, that's just me.
 
He did say he was driving his car when he saw it. Perhaps others were there to help her. I think Wolftribe's comments were made as a joke. I'm pretty sure if he was walking by her when it happened, he wouldn't step over her body.

The comment "I'm way too metal for that" cracked me up, only because I know SO many people who actually do feel that way.
 
Hey Wolftribe, something to think about man. Someday you'll probably be "older" too, and you might lose it and fall. What are you gonna say if someone trys to help you up? "Hey, fuck it man, I'm too Metal for your help? At that point, you'll probably be listening to Brenda Lee or Nancy Sinatra. Fuckin' young shits today.

Yeah I'll fight them off with my cane!
 
Well, I'm already runnin' over ass-holes with my wheel-chair. You know, if you see me comin' get the fuck out of the way. I always try and be courteous to others, unless there just complete jag-offs.