I heard about one website a while ago that sounded funny, but I have never come across it. Apparently it was an analysis of who is better, ninjas or pirates.
I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!