According to this poll

my new roommate: dude danny flipped out on meth and shaved his whole body

me: weird. my agent does that.

my roommate: meth?

me: no the shaving.



my roommate: is he gay?
 
I think I'm going to shave Alex's name into my backhair and make a picture of it into a tshirt for his birthday
 
you're just not getting my point at all alex. which is fine. but i'm not going to explain it over and over because it's not fair to me. you know? it's a little draining.