Ack Goes The Badger - here it is!!!

[JayKeeley]

Finally, you get to hear this magnificent beast: http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=33AA6O5RYRCBL1Z57DVBFXI2FO

Sleeps by day, feeds by night,
Flashing teeth, she bears them white,
claws that dig into cool moist earth,
she's a mammal, she gives live birth,
anything to defend her young,
has no weapons, no opposable thumbs,
cunning creature, she lives in a hole,
burrowing and feeding and exacting her toll

Ack goes the badger,
Ack, Ack goes the badger beast,
the piercing eyes, the flashing teeth
through forests dark and grassy heath,
noble creature you take your stand,
your tale is told across the land,
badger critter, growl with pride,
pursue your foes wherever they may hide,
justice comes from tooth and claw,
defend the brood, YOU ARE THE LAW!

Badger critter,
defend your litter,
the she-wolf prowls,
her hunger grows,
burrowing and feeding,
the she-wolf prowls
her hunger grows....

 

[NAD]

Isn't this the song that made you call me a filthy badger once?

Why don't the lyrics match up?!

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, you got nothing right at all.

 

[JayKeeley]

Goddamnit - WRONG SONG!! Hold on....

 

[NAD]

5 stars.

 

[KILL TULLY]

yea i was gona say..what the FUCK?!?! haha

 

[JayKeeley]

5 stars? x 100 flux capacitors running at 1.2GW

OK folks...HERE IT IS.....the Royal Carnage anthem of the day: http://s39.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=33AA6O5RYRCBL1Z57DVBFXI2FO

 

[JayKeeley]

And remember, read the lyrics!!

And notice the vocalist doing his best Lemmy impersonation, hahahaha!!

 

[NAD]

5 stars? x 100 flux capacitors running at 1.2GW

Hehe, don't you remember the original 5 Star Thread? BWD started some thread with a title like CHECK THIS OUT!!! and his initial post was "please delete, I fucked up" so HarmonyDies.... began the tradition right then and there. Still funny.

Whoa, this badger sounds like Megadeth, sorta. hahahahaha these vocals are great, sounds like Lemmy reading a bedtime story.

 

[JayKeeley]

Hehe, don't you remember the original 5 Star Thread? BWD started some thread with a title like CHECK THIS OUT!!! and his initial post was "please delete, I fucked up" so HarmonyDies.... began the tradition right then and there. Still funny.

Whoa, this badger sounds like Megadeth, sorta. hahahahaha these vocals are great, sounds like Lemmy reading a bedtime story.

Hehehe...."has no weapons, no opposable thumbs".

Yep, if you don't like this song, you are indeed a dirty badger.

 

[DE]

this is fantastic

 

[lurch70]

hahaha ... who is this?

 

[JayKeeley]

OSGOOD SLAUGHTER!!!

 

[JayKeeley]

www.myspace.com/osgood

Lurch's thread on piranhas reminded me of this one about badgers. Their myspace has the aforementioned song. It rules and stuff.

Actually, pretty much anything sounding like Motorhead whilst referencing nocturnal mammals spells recipe for success, I'm sure you'd agree.

 

[MFJ]

where is that picture from? do you have a larger version?

 

[NAD]

hahaha I remember how much the initial wrong song upload ruled.

 

[JayKeeley]

where is that picture from? do you have a larger version?

If you do a right click on your mouse button, you can click properties to determine the original URL.

If you know not what I speak of, then just del *.*