(Adopts Marvin Martian voice) "Oh Goody..."

Wrathchild

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There's another BB here for me to waste time on when I'm supposed to be working! Isn't that lovely, hmmmm?

Hi to all the folks I already know from Maiden Downunder, and also to those I haven't met yet. I look forward to boring you all to distraction by asking bleedin' obvious questions, telling terrible jokes and engaging in half-baked musical or literary debates that no-one else has even the slightest interest in :D

(Wrath looks around him to find the rest of the board suddenly empty. Wonder why that could be?)

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Stu

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Have you guys heard of "Lost horizon"??, I just grabbed their cd called "awakening the world" - any more cheese and i am gonna puke... haha
Quite good metal throughout - but when the singer thanks:
The Earth : for it's mountains and streams for inspiration....

cmon guys.....

Where is good ole nige when you need him.:lol:
 
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Originally posted by Wrathchild
Bad jokes you say? All righty then...

Q: Why does Ted Bundy keep the heating turned up?

A: So the furniture doesn't get goosebumps.

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I dont get it, was Ted Bundy the guy that kept people heads in his fridge or the guy on married with children?? Maybe knowing that will help me understand....... :confused:
 
phlogiston

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Al Bundy was the guy in Married...

Jeff Dahmer kept the heads in the fridge.

Ted Bundy was just a huge serial killer, and never took "trophies"

Edward Gein skinned his victims and made original and innovative furniture items from the resulting leather. Apparently he also have an interesting bowl collection. Think "Silence of the Lambs", "Psycho", and of course "Dead Skin Mask".

(http://www.crimelibrary.com/serialkillers.htm for all your serial killer needs.)
 
Goreripper

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Originally posted by Stu
Have you guys heard of "Lost horizon"??, I just grabbed their cd called "awakening the world" - any more cheese and i am gonna puke... haha
Quite good metal throughout - but when the singer thanks:
The Earth : for it's mountains and streams for inspiration....
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This album has more cheese than the Coon factory, but musically it's amazing!
 
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Originally posted by phlogiston
Al Bundy was the guy in Married...

Jeff Dahmer kept the heads in the fridge.

Ted Bundy was just a huge serial killer, and never took "trophies"

Edward Gein skinned his victims and made original and innovative furniture items from the resulting leather. Apparently he also have an interesting bowl collection. Think "Silence of the Lambs", "Psycho", and of course "Dead Skin Mask".

(http://www.crimelibrary.com/serialkillers.htm for all your serial killer needs.)
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I love that song Dead Skin Mask..anyway, I still dont get the joke, maybe if it was ed geins instead of ted bundy, that would make sense.
 
Wrathchild

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Phloggy, I thought Ted Bundy kept a few trophies too, especially in the later stages of his "career" when he started experimenting with cannibalism and necrophilia. Perhaps we've just read different case histories?

Ed Gein: Now *there* was an interesting fellow. Did you know that among his collection of souvenirs was a drawer full of female genitalia, including his mother's which he painted silver.
He was also the main inspiration for Norman Bates in "Psycho" apparently.

Revolting human mutilation aside, here's another joke for y'all.

Q: What did Madonna's left leg say to her right leg?

A: Nothing, they've never met.


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spawn

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I STILL dont get the serial killer joke.........unless you mean because he made his furniture out of human skin, then it makes sense, but ted bundy didnt do that did he??? :confused:

Lovely image that bit about the genitalia EWWWWWWWWW BTW where does the female genitalia end and the rest of the body begin?? Just wondering how he knew where to stop.
 
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