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Valerie

Valerie

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Aug 29, 2005
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I'm back.







With a Chuck Norris fact.
Stop me(heh, you can't, really) if you've read it.




On June 7th, 1994, Chuck Norris entered the same restaruant supermodel Cindy Crawford was eating at. Instinctively, Cindy swept everything off the table, threw herself on it in a fit of lust, and begged Chuck to ravish her. After Chuck finished his beer, he obliged her. When Chuck's magnificent lead sperm cannoned into Cindy's womb it went straight to one of her ovaries and roared, "Which one of you servile wenches thinks you can handle getting split open by Chuck!?" All of the eggs cowered in the corner. The same thing happened at the other ovary. "I didn't fucking think so!" shouted the lead sperm which then lead the rest of the troops back into Chuck's balls. Chuck pulled out; roundhouse kicked Cindy in the face and told her, "Don't ever waste my time again."








Just so you know.
 
Come to think of it, it was in fact Chuck Norris who broke Allu's arm back then.
Chuck stole Allu's eyeliner, which pissed Allu off so he did one of his legendary spits in Chuck's face, which in turn pissed Chuck off; the rest, as we say, is history.
So, Chuck Norris is to thank for the inspiration to AYDY!
 
Lanterns said:
Come to think of it, it was in fact Chuck Norris who broke Allu's arm back then.
Chuck stole Allu's eyeliner, which pissed Allu off so he did one of his legendary spits in Chuck's face, which in turn pissed Chuck off; the rest, as we say, is history.
So, Chuck Norris is to thank for the inspiration to AYDY!
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if alexi ever did something like that to norris than i think he would be history.
 
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