ahaha strom thurmond simply could not handle the idea of legal buttsex

[xfer]

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/06/26/thurmond.obit/index.html

(CNN) -- Former Republican Sen. J. Strom Thurmond of South Carolina, the longest-serving member of the upper house of Congress, died Thursday night. He was 100.


also, check out his UNHOLY CORPSE:

I don't believe for a second that was taken while he was drawing breath.

 

[FuSoYa]

That tie is totally the focus of that photo.

 

[chupe666]

it's got more life than the creature wearing it, that's for sure.

 

[kleo706]

I once saw Strom Thurmond in the what passed for flesh in his case. It was inspiring. I now eat terribly to die before I'm 40.

 

[minxnim]

my god that tie is HUGE. also, was he frequenting a tanning salon?

 

[goatschool]

yeah this is weird, as if his pact with a sulferous being expired 6.27.03

someone was saying that the day rosemary's baby was birthed 6.26?

i'm wondering about numerological significance here.

 

[goatschool]

seriously, any excuse to bring up 1968 mia farrow.

 

[avi]

i feel like I should know that date

 

[minxnim]

didn't nick say i looked like her? i hope i never have rosemary's baby.

 

[xfer]

why not? i seem to recall that having rosemary's baby was entirely GOOD for mia farrow's character.

 

[minxnim]

if i am going to have a baby i dont want it to be possessed before i even have a chance to make a bad impression on it. ya know?

 

[avi]

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIS eYES??!"

 

[xfer]

yeah, wait until the fluoridation-brainwashing takes hold, at least.

 

[minxnim]

i figure i have enough genetic strikes against me and my future offspring as it is...

 

[xfer]

i thought you had that whole don't-need-to-shower-daily genetic advantage? that's worth a few hereditary diseases.

 

[minxnim]

yea well, i have good and bad things i guess. being scentless has its advantages i admit.

 

[ChromeLife]

Harder for wolves to track you for instance.

 

[minxnim]

on the general, wolves are fairly nice to me. but i guess it's good just in case.

 

[xfer]

because they can sense a fellow predator from a mile away.

 

[minxnim]

i wish that made sense.