Alexi rushed to hospital

She does not even love him anymore and he thinks it honor to stay with her!
 
I don't feel like reading half of what this guy is ranting about but it sounds like something about depression, a sex change, and suicide. Regardless, please go try to find attention somewhere else on the internet ffs.
 
Ok ipot,im having one last go,if i havnt got it this time then im fooked!
Theres this girl whos had a rough time and has come away with a few hangups,
well she wants to start a super secret vampire club that no other vampire can join.
When shes done this she will bond(age)with the kinky club thus ensuring a golden age of peace,i didnt even know the vamps n kinkys were at war!
If it all goes tits up herself,Joonas and poss yourself are going to commit the
ancient Samurai suicide of "Itchy scratchy"where by your tied down,get covered in butter n sweetcorn and let angry wild chickens peck you to death.
Am i close enough with that??:lol: