"Alice Cooper guitarist Ryan Roxie replaced by Keri Kelli. Alice admits confusion."

[Sydo]

After much thought and deliberation, guitarist Ryan Roxie has decided to forgo his six-string gunslinger duties for Alice Cooper to concentrate on becoming a Shoe Cobbler.....namely, Swedish Clogs. Although Mr. Roxie has no interest in shoes, his fasination with wood is unparalled...... But seriously, Roxie is taking time to be with his family and would really like to be able to play for the Godfather of Shock Rock again in the future. The Alice Cooper Rock Show will remain to be one of the most fun and entertaining shows out there mainly for one reason: ALICE COOPER! Roxie is just happy that he's had the opportunity to play for the Man in Black (black eye make-up that is) on and off for the past 10 years. He'd also like to wish Alice, the Band, and the die-hard fans good golf, great poker, and the best rock n roll tour imaginable in 2006......."
J.J. King-press secretary for Mr. Roxie

http://www.sickthingsuk.co.uk/

Ryan Roxie fucking rocks!

 

[Wrathchild]

Alice needs to hook up with Kane Roberts again, or perhaps do an entire album with Slash. Yeeeeessss... we likes the sound of that, we does .

W

 

[The Amazer]

Kane Roberts indeed

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Keri Kelli rocks!!!!

Anybody who has played in Pretty Boy Floyd, Big Bang Babies, LA Guns AND Ratt is a champ in my book!

 

[Wrathchild]

Thought for the day: Why do so many 80s hair metal musicians have stage names that sound like porn stars?

Speaking of, I've just taken VV's All Systems Go off my wish list at CD Universe because it occurs to me that I don't really like it. Piss weak production, mediocre songs (compared to the debut) and Mark Slaughter whining like the girlyboy he is. Think I'll buy that Empire album instead.

W

 

[Winmar]

Ask Trixxi Trash.

Shame about Ryan Roxie....no doubt Alice will get someone good in replacement though.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

I like All Systems Go but there are some really crap songs on, but then some songs are amazing (That Time of Year, Ashes To Ashes, Love Kills, etc).