All you hot metalheads, go here

[Patric]

http://www.metal-rules.com/metal_or_not/
Awesome, eh? Like all this stupid amihotornot.com shit, but in a metal version!

 

[spaffe]

how come your pic is not in the lead? i mean it's off the scale

 

[Patric]

What? I was no. 3 before...goddamn Americans, they have no taste!

 

[Tomasz]

Don't know which one is worse. The ALL three girls top list or checking out some dudes. I feel ashamed as I checked both.

 

[Nightsidesilence]

hahaha.. the ratings aren't very high.. i took a glance. And they have flags by each name, thats just adorable oO .

 

[Patric]

Don't know which one is worse. The ALL three girls top list or checking out some dudes. I feel ashamed as I checked both.

Oh yeah, they are indeed terrible. Nothing like the petite black-clad beauties I see at shows over here. Anyway, for ugly women there's this really funny site www.dinmor.dk

 

[Cadarn]

Thank you very much,Patric!Now Ill have to search for my snopp in Japan!!!

 

[Patric]

Your snopp in Japan? Because of dinmor.dk? Hehehe, hope I didn't scare you too much!

You should send in the picture with the HUGE steak in your mouth to MetalOrNot so you'll scare away all the little blackmetallers

 

[Cadarn]

Fuck them!Yeah,I will do!!! :Smokedev:

 

[Patric]

But hey, there is a new woman that is REALLY hot! I think she is called FearOfTheDark or something...That German woman is awful, though...

 

[Cadarn]

I couldnt find that,post her pic here!Also I noticed that not so many girls posts here,maybe they are too afraid of old and bearded alcoholic warriors!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

 

[Patric]

Oh yeah, from what I hear someone told them that Patric and Cadarn posts here so now their fathers locked them up in their rooms!

 

[M.]

haha, you guys are DORKS

 

[AxeOfDarkness]

this is some of the stupidest funny shit ive read in a long time...

 

[AngelWitch73]

Since you had such a high opinion of me here are more photos... /forum/images/smilies/tongue.gif

http://www.metalgospel.com/images/cheryl2.jpg
http://www.metalgospel.com/images/Wacken2001/mendeceased.gif
http://www.metalgospel.com/images/DrakkarHellfest2001/menrat.gif

 

[Patric]

Now THIS is a woman I'd like to have for breakfast

 

[Aggressor]

To bad she's american then...

 

[Patric]

Oh so it's Americans you mind now...

 

[Aggressor]

Haha, well yeah, but I didnt mean it in that way...

I meant that you probably wont have much of a chance to have hear for breakfast since she lives in the USA...

 

[Patric]

Well who cares, I haven't got 17 Pilsners by my side