allthe grunge girls are leaving me on valentines day, for eddie vedder

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awww.....well not me....i'll be alone on valentine's day, in my flannel, i'll wear my doc marten's too, and be sad:cry:
 
Guys,

FYI.

Guys, Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness
for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,
shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines
Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show
your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything.

Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret. Guys really don't enjoy this
that
much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is
priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and
consideration. Another secret--guys feel left out. That's right, left out.
There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the
men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.



March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". It’s Simple, effective
and self-explanatory. This holiday has been created so you ladies finally
have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no
flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it
all. Just a steak and a blowjob. That's it.



Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will
usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder
in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love
machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new
idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and
help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
 
See Rebirth...now you'll have something to look forward to when all the grunge girls come back to you.

Guess you'll be keeping The Outback Steak House busy...unless of course, you don't eat steak either..hehe..;)
 
one very nice face he has, OK, he's not Russel Crowe (or Jared Leto), but...
who leaves you, doesn't love you, so it doesn't matter anyway.
:)
 
the 20th of march?
That's 1 day after my birthday!! that sucks!
Hell no i'm gonna give a blowjob the day after my birthday!! :p
Guess it'll be another day, just have to find out which one, though!
Rebirth, be my guest!!
Sorry, i'm not a grunge-girl but well...being alone at valentine's day sucks, i guess..
And don't worry, like Chromie says...i'll not gonna shower you with gifts either, don't have any money for it though..
and about those gifts? Fuck it, it's good for commercial sales, a good hug is better and priceless!!
;)

xxx Iris xxx
(i'm at the library...geez, i'm not an internet-junk, really...i'm not!! DUUUHH!!!)
 
Originally posted by Chromatose
Guys,

FYI.

Guys, Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness
for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,
shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines
Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show
your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything.

Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret. Guys really don't enjoy this
that
much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is
priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and
consideration. Another secret--guys feel left out. That's right, left out.
There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the
men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.



March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". It’s Simple, effective
and self-explanatory. This holiday has been created so you ladies finally
have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no
flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it
all. Just a steak and a blowjob. That's it.



Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will
usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder
in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love
machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new
idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and
help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

you, good sir, are a brilliant man
 
i should have been a guy. i'm always the one who give little presents and shit and never gets anything in return...poor me....i scared my grocery bagger boy off i think.....:cry: